Why racing ( or cars ) is better than women

[fatfreddy17]

Racing is better than a woman because my race car doesn't care if I look at another race car, heck, I can even touch another race car!

Got any more to add?

[scrooluice]

...and racing and cars are better because WE decide when to go "faster" and "slower" etc...

[rookiesrock8]

Because I always have an extra one that doesnt care which one I play with.

BBFF member

[fatfreddy17]

I'm trading my ol' lady in for a new truck,,

the new truck's " box " is in better shape,

the new truck has less miles on it,

the new truck is a better " ride "

AND , if I want to, I can ride the new truck as hard as I want, with no complaints!

Edited by: fatfreddy17 at: 10/17/03 4:35 am

[d3efan]

And....you don't have to talk to the car after you drive it!

:ezboardroll:

[fatfreddy17]

I can drive my car ANY time of the month.

[grovet]

Car is cheaper in long run, and you can modify it however you want it. When it gets old you can rebuild it, junk and replace it, or sell it to some sucker for more than it's worth.

[fatfreddy17]

I'll sell mine! CHEAP too! and I'll even throw in my car as an added bonus

Edited by: fatfreddy17 at: 12/6/03 8:37 am